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29/F/Chicago. BA English Writing. Part-time writing tutor, pre-med medic. Full-time nerd. Currently watching Rick & Morty on Adult Swim.

August 1, 2014 9:09 am

Introducing the Sam L. Jackson of cooking.  Sweet treats for the motherf*cking kids.

July 21, 2014 7:06 pm

Oh god. Our director of risk management would flay me alive if I got caught doing this…

July 7, 2014 12:49 pm
theworldofchinese:


Chaos of Fiction 
The whole incident began long ago with the babbling of a baby boy. The first words out of his mouth were not “mom” or “dad”, but rather complex fragments, such as “it makes no difference”, “all through you” and “ugh, sir!”, which naturally stunned his parents. They believed that people secretly introduced the baby to these words, so they decided to move him to a relatively isolated environment. However, the boy’s language proficiency grew of its own volition, seemingly free of any external control. He began to articulate complicated sentences: “The driver gazed at me, sighing and astonished,” “I shouted savagely,” “You are certainly out of your mind,” and “I am alone, and they are EVERYONE.” The frightened parents took the boy to various specialists, from otolaryngology to neurology, to have him studied inside and out. Without any accompanying symptoms, not a single doctor could find anything wrong with the boy. With modern medical science exhausted, the couple turned to witch doctors, shamans, and priests; they provided all kinds of explanations but they still couldn’t cure the boy.
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theworldofchinese:

Chaos of Fiction 

The whole incident began long ago with the babbling of a baby boy. The first words out of his mouth were not “mom” or “dad”, but rather complex fragments, such as “it makes no difference”, “all through you” and “ugh, sir!”, which naturally stunned his parents. They believed that people secretly introduced the baby to these words, so they decided to move him to a relatively isolated environment. However, the boy’s language proficiency grew of its own volition, seemingly free of any external control. He began to articulate complicated sentences: “The driver gazed at me, sighing and astonished,” “I shouted savagely,” “You are certainly out of your mind,” and “I am alone, and they are EVERYONE.” The frightened parents took the boy to various specialists, from otolaryngology to neurology, to have him studied inside and out. Without any accompanying symptoms, not a single doctor could find anything wrong with the boy. With modern medical science exhausted, the couple turned to witch doctors, shamans, and priests; they provided all kinds of explanations but they still couldn’t cure the boy.

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12:43 pm

theworldofchinese:

Get Your Claws Into Xialongbao (with recipe!)

There is no feeling quite like picking up a fresh dumpling on the verge of bursting out of its semi-transluscent skin and nibbling a small hole in the skin to suck out the devilishly good filling: orgasmic. And while it’s a big wide world of dumplings out there, the crabby goodness of 小笼包 (xiǎolóngbāo) is surely king in the dumpling stakes.

Literally “small steaming basket buns”, xiǎolóngbāo is not your average dumpling. This type of bun bears the typical characteristics of Jiangnan (immediate south of the lower reaches of Yangtze River) cuisine, boasting intricate folds, a delicate size, the softest yet juicy texture, and an incredible explosion of salacious flavors. Whether it’s pork, bamboo shoots, or shrimp, the filling is always minced to ensure softness and saturation, epitomizing the Jiangnan taste.

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June 26, 2014 12:43 am June 25, 2014 1:13 pm

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“Paul van Dyk’s “I Don’t Deserve You,” the latest single from his acclaimed sixth album, Evolution, has received the official remix treatment from Santa Barbara’s Seven Lions. Seven Lion’s reworking, a banger for the underground Electro House set, is augmented by a new remix video set in the post-apocalyptic world for which Paul’s latest album, Evolution, provides the soundtrack.” credit: www.gottadancedirty.com

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I Don’t Deserve You” Remix due out on Vandit Records at the end of September.

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June 18, 2014 4:06 pm
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